The Commonwealth of New Aazakabat is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Chief Sovereign Orion Atalis with a fair hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 2.521 billion Kabatans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fort Kassanius. The average income tax rate is 25.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The New Aazakabatian economy, worth 168 trillion Aliozells a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 67,017 Aliozells, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

It's normal to start working life with crippling financial debt, the carbon tax fund gladly supplies warm blankets when the poor can't pay their heating bills, sweat stains are proof of political acumen, and kids looking for shark teeth have become ancient history. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Aazakabat's national animal is the Parrot, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Unofficial.

New Aazakabat is ranked 214,836^th in the world and 840^th in Talonia for Fattest Citizens, with 8.95 Obesity Rate.